Reading Time: < 1 minuteWELCOME TO TUESDAY FLASH FICTION at GOBBLERS & MASTICADORES! Always back of the line. Some things never change. By the time he gets to the front – – the world…
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWELCOME TO TUESDAY FLASH FICTION at GOBBLERS & MASTICADORES! A woman finds herself in a predicament. She’s unable to finish writing her novel. A doctor could help her sort things…
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWELCOME TO TUESDAY FLASH FICTION at GOBBLERS & MASTICADORES! He’s a guy who knows exactly what he wants. There’s no middle path when it comes to a good drink. He…
Reading Time: < 1 minuteWELCOME TO TUESDAY FLASH FICTION at GOBBLERS / MASTICADORES! A woman has suffered since childhood because of her last name. It’s far from pretty and conveys her in a negative…
Reading Time: 2 minutesTwo old ladies sit side by side. Both are hard of hearing. One is Shama and the other is Masha. Sisters by birth, friends by choice. Eighty-eight and ninety-two, ripe…
Reading Time: 2 minutesThey call me Big…Boy…Diddy… giggity…wiggity…tiggy… ooo yeh…ooo yeh…ooo yeh… Big…Boy…Diddy… This is me chilling. Taking in life and taking out crap. Literally. I’m in the bathroom. On the pot. My…
Reading Time: 2 minutesOooooh writer, you think you’re so cool. Oooooh writer, the ever-suffering fool. I see that page, that pen, that look in your eye. It’s not cannabis that gives you that…
Reading Time: 2 minutesHi, is that really you? How’s it going? Are you surprised to see me? What? You don’t know me? How can that be? Remember that lemon tree? On the corner…
Reading Time: 3 minutesPancho wasn’t the smartest dog, but he was adorable. He was a Pomeranian. Not too big, not too small. Just the right size. Cute enough to make you smile and…
Reading Time: 2 minutes‘Will you marry me?’ Shut Up! ‘Okay.’ No, idiot. Try again. ‘Oh! Sure.’ (clears throat) ‘Will you, please, marry me?’ You think please makes it sound better? ‘It makes it…