That first look, that first touch, that first joyous encounter.
You can’t believe that you’ve created something so unique and beautiful. As you cradle it in your arms, wishing to share your joy with others, your mind races towards the future.
No more sleepless nights…
No more caffeine laden cups of coffee…
No more second guessing…
No more tears of agony…
Wait a minute… Why are you holding a pack of diapers? Keep on Reading!
SuperWriter is here to save you readers from some dark, dismal, and inappropriate writing.
I know you’ve been suffering, and your cries for help have gone unanswered.
The kingdom of readers has been under attack since the ‘dawn of writing’ cast its first light. What started out as an initiative to entertain, inform, and educate gradually turned into a bombardment of thoughts, facts, insecurities, and presumptions. Keep on Reading!
Hey, why so glum? Oh, is it because you’re a Writer bum? Well, maybe you should stop beating that Writer Drum, and just drown yourself in a bottle of rum.
What!! Who you calling scum? I’m as dumb as you are for lounging in the Writer’s Slum.
Writers really are a funny lot…Whether it’s you, me, or Ben Apricot.
Never heard of him? Neither have I…And that’s how we all will probably die.
Unknown, Unrecognized, with dreams in our hearts, and faded stars in our eyes.
Yeah you read it right…Procrastinate!!
Go ahead, do it!! Procrastinate in the morning, in the evening, at your office, in the backyard, procrastinate wherever the hell you want to!
Don’t look at me like I’m crazy! What did you expect?!
People love to procrastinate, they do it all the time. And writers especially. You know what amazes me…since writers are so good at procrastinating, and have probably discovered every possible procrastination technique in this world, then why hasn’t any one of them written a book about it?
They have?? Ohhhh…
Some of you might be smirking at the title. Women and QUIET?
Now that’s an OXYMORON!!
No, I’m not calling an ox a moron…I mean oxymoron. It means contradiction; women and quiet…complete opposites of each other…because apparently women can never be quiet…get it?
Never Mind! The joke is already RUINED.
Women, often portrayed as the fairer sex, or the weaker sex, but definitely not the bleaker sex, are intelligent, emotional and highly intuitive beings.
They have been around since the beginning of time, and have been giving men a run for their money.
Are you one of those people who seem fairly normal and upbeat?
Are you one of those people who work hard, and look forward to some good old relaxation?
Does summer and winter induce mixed responses from your psyche?
Does the heat make you perspire with glee?
Does the cold make you shiver, and clack your knees?
But, what about the HOLIDAY SEASON?
It’s that time of year again when the make-believe demons and ghouls steal the spotlight from the REAL monsters of our times.
Every day is a day worth living, and what’s life without some sugar and spice. Stories never cease to amuse and entertain, and what could be better than a short story spirited with some Halloween spooks and dares!
And that means that it’s time to scare OR be scared !! Keep on Reading!
For all those out there who are HARDCORE HORROR fans, I’d like to wish you LOTS OF BLOOD, GUTS, AND GHOULS!
More horror to you, and may your horrific sides thrive with ghostly pleasure!
I LOVE horror, and have loved it since I was a little kid.
It was a dark passion that thrived within me since the time I was just a tiny lass with two pigtails! Keep on Reading!
What will it take to make you laugh? A small joke? Maybe a tiny tickle? How about a gun to your head? (Laugh or you’re dead!)
Laughs are scarce, and life is short! But so is a One Act Play.
Let a writer (that would be me) transport you into a familiar and not so comfortable situation, the doctor’s office.
Now you’re probably wondering…what’s that have to do with laughs?
My ONLY comment, ‘You really need to stop wondering so much!.’ (COME ON!! Give a writer a chance!) Keep on Reading!
Ok…I have to take a deep breath before I start this one.
Wait…five deep breaths, and maybe some yogic chanting.
Nahh!! That’s not going to work.
I’ll just dive in and hope to surface for air when I’m done.
Does this question even make any sense? Probably not!
But does anything really make any sense anymore? Keep on Reading!