Reading Time: 2 minutes‘I’m going to die laughing.’ Some of you may say – Bravo! That’s the spirit! But that’s not the intention of my statement. My laughter will literally be the end…
Reading Time: 2 minutesEvery time I open my mouth, I regret doing so. Apparently, I have no communication skills. All the money spent by my parents on the finest schools, a sheer waste.…
Reading Time: 2 minutesI have two left feet, three left arms, and a non-functioning lobe in the left side of my brain. Sounds sad? It’s more embarrassing. My mother was horrified, my father…
Reading Time: 2 minutesI am John’s brain. And I never shut up. Not even for a second. The man thinks he’s tormented. I say he’s blessed. What use is a brain if it’s…
Reading Time: 2 minutes‘She’s been missing for nine days now.’ The constable, too straight-faced for my comfort, scratched his chin. His black beard looked out of place on his puny face. ‘Why are…
Reading Time: 2 minutesI’m the one who comes drunk to the party. But I never leave drunk. Why? Because I usually pass out midway. Yes, embarrassing. I doubt it’ll be any different today.…
Reading Time: 2 minutesGet up and leave! My mind screams, over and over. Otherwise, silent and poised, no one can tell I’m crumbling inside. It’s been months, maybe over a year. I thought…
Reading Time: 2 minutesSwamy was the perfect example of a pleaser. In not so kind words, he was a butt-kisser. If his lips could find a noble behind, they were ready to do…
Reading Time: 2 minutesA picture says a thousand words. I refuse to believe that horrid idiom. My picture says only one: ugly. Looks aren’t the problem here. I’m quite handsome for a man…
Reading Time: 2 minutesEvery wish he had ever made had come true. He could be lying, but it served him no purpose. Eleven birthdays together, eleven beautiful cakes, eleven selfish wishes. Eleven reasons…