Dedicated to smart readers all around!
Writers can be a selfish lot! And why shouldn’t they be? They work hard to establish themselves in the writing industry, and work even harder to build a loyal readership.
But sometimes, a writer needs to back off!
Readers aren’t a dumb species. In fact, they’re an intellectual bunch who know what they want and where to find it.
So it’s not wrong if a reader needs his space, and shouts out loud ‘Writer Don’t Preach’!!
Madonna gave us Papa Don’t Preach, I give you Writer Don’t Preach!
Writer I know you’re going to be upset
‘Cause I was always your little reader
But you should know by now
I’m not a literary fool
You always wrote, some good some bad
I need you to hear this, writer please be strong
I may not be as creative as you
But I know what I’m saying
The words you warned me all about
The words you said I could do without
We’re trying to figure it out
And I don’t mean maybe, please
Writer don’t preach, I’m moving on now
Writer don’t preach, feeling so good, WOW
But I made up my mind, I’m reading that story, hm
I’m gonna read that story, hm
The words say they’ll be mine forever
They and I can give each other company
Maybe we’ll be alright
It’s a sacrifice
But other readers keep telling me to give it up
Saying I’m too dumb, I ought to stick to us
What I need right now is some good advice, please
Writer don’t preach, I’m moving on now
Writer don’t preach, feeling so good, WOW
But I made up my mind, I’m reading that story, hm
I’m gonna read that story, ooh ooh
Writer, writer if you could only see
Just how good these words are sounding to me
You’d step back and give me some space
‘Cause I’ve found a new writer
We are compatible, so please
Writer don’t preach, I’m moving on now
Writer don’t preach, feeling so good, WOW
But I made up my mind, I’m reading that story, hm
I’m gonna read that story, ooh ooh
Writer don’t preach, I’m moving on now
Writer don’t preach, feeling so good, WOW
Writer don’t preach, I’m moving on now
Writer don’t preach, feeling so good, WOW
Writer don’t preach (Oh, I’m reading that story)
Writer don’t preach (Ooh)
Writer don’t preach (Stop throwing a damn tantrum now)
Writer don’t preach (I’m reading that story now)
Ok. WOW. This was an insanely creative way to respond to a common ordeal. I loved this!
Yes, insane goes well with me 😉
It’s all about twisting things around and stamping them with creativity.
Thanks so much!
hahahah well you did a smashing job at it, and no worries! <3